[Some hope remaining.]

Look at it this way, it could be a debate about Harry Potter!

Harry Potter? You heathen!!! How dare you mention that name on a religious thread. Oh, yeah, there's not much religion going on here. Never mind.

[scottiewottie]

I am in the middle of book three! Yes, my bishop knows.

[restornu]

Could it be these are the folks
that have been defacing/scratching
all of the stainless box
on all of the Telephones
in booths across the country saying-

WORSHIP GOD!