[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

Ambrose Bierce
The Devil's Dictionary
1906

BigMack

[SoothingDave]

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

LOL. Thanks, Mack. And the only thing scarier than the state forcing you to buy insurance from a private company is when the state forces you to buy their own insurance.

SD

[malakhi]

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

Right. Its better to be the bookie. What do we name our insurance company?