Hilarious! Midwest League bump.
Damn. I was looking forward to the all-you-can-drink Natural Lights. The seventh inning pretend-to-stretch-but-really-put-your-arm-around-the-college-chick-next-to-you. The flick-the-ashes-in-the-beer-can contest in the middle of the fifth. They were even going to borrow Bernie Brewer's giant keg from Milwaukee just for the occasion.