Just like the typically literalist to act in a typically literalist way.
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Like when I was referred to as "the Beast" earlier yesterday.
(Oh, I know I wasn't really, I am just imagining things. When one person responds to me and a second warns the first not to talk directly to "the Beast" it, of course, has nothing to do with me. I know how you argue.)
SD