[ventana]

A French Officer, being released from prison, asked the British Officer conducting him why they wore Red Coats. "So that, if I am wounded, my men will not lose heart." replied the Officer. And so, from that day forward, all French officers have worn brown pants.

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

When things look dark,
hold your head up high
so it can rain up your nose.

BigMack