[drstevej]

BTW, I will need someone to tutor me in Latin cause I think officiating at a Mass in Pig Latin (which I do know) might get me off to a rocky start with the trads. It may be a hit with the Vatican II kum-ba-yahers, however. On second thought I'd need to add a few clowns and dancin' nuns for that crowd to feel "involved."

[OLD REGGIE]

BTW, I will need someone to tutor me in Latin cause I think officiating at a Mass in Pig Latin (which I do know) might get me off to a rocky start with the trads. It may be a hit with the Vatican II kum-ba-yahers, however. On second thought I'd need to add a few clowns and dancin' nuns for that crowd to feel "involved."

Not to wory. Develop a Boston Irish accent and speak like a machine gun. No one will be able to understand you no matter what language you, purportedly, are speaking.

Cardinal Cushing of Boston (Kennedy's Pope. Circa 40's & 50's) got away with it for years.