Scripture read through the spectacles of your theology.
My theology, unlike yours, doesn't supercede scripture.
Revelation 20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.
Revelation 2:11 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.
You mean as opposed to the truth of things. I mean god forbid that one should go down to the local cemetary, dig these people up and take them to mcdonalds. Seems nothing gets past you - they must have all lain down and went to stiffness and rott to play an absurd joke on you and your religion. I should imagine they'll all think it an immense practical joke that they've all wasted centuries in the ground pretending to be dead when all the time they were actually alive and unaware of it. I suppose it was an act of treason to note the passing of John F Kennedy. Which would go a long way to explaining why they laid a slab over his grave - must have been to keep his body from muscling the 6 feet of dirt above him from it's spot so he could go back to work being a popular president and playboy. I'm sure you'll be telling us next that you've seen Elvis.