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2) You have to live by your own rules. If Scripture doesn't mention it??? You wouldn't want to be accused of making up doctrine would you?

Oh, good one. Lol. Yall preach tradition to us all the time but let a fundamentalist, ONE TIME, step out and you tell them to get back in the book?

No. I'm cosistent here. I'm not aware of any tradition saying there's chocolate in heaven either.

No papal bull about chocolate.

There may be an exception for mint chocolare chip ice cream (Breyers), but the ice cream may make the chocolate pure. From a theological viewpoint, the chocolate is still impure, but is "covered" by the ice cream.

Of course... I could also theorize that heaven might not be heaven for Jen without chocolate (true love is your wife nibbling the chocolate off of a Snickers bar for you) and it wouldn't be heaven for ME without Jen.... so... maybe it gets some kind of special disensation (maybe there are "chocolate areas" like we have "smoking lounges"?

Or maybe you'll have to slum in Purgatory.