Nah, I wish sometimes LOL. I'm in Kokomo, Indiana - the town appropriately dubbed both "city of firsts" and "little detroit". The World Headquarters for Delco division of Delphi is housed here along with multiple Delphi and Chrysler facilities (including Benze). We are due to get a steel works before too long and possibly a Ford plant; but, that one I think is still in the rumor stage - has been for several years.
As far as your eldest is concerned, I'm just the opposite. I have a tag on my back and on my forhead that says either "abuse me" or "dancers, this way". Seems everytime I meet someone I think is nice in public; before major conversation can start, I find out she's a dancer. Ok, maybe 20% of the time. LOL. It gets old. And I have no use for that. I'm beginning to wonder if women come in emotionally stable, low baggage, undivorced with no kids brand anymore. Near as I can tell the most important thing to young women is to run off into what they think is fun at the earliest possible moment, destroy their lives then spend the rest of their days baiting the best sucker they can find to come and pay for their mistakes. I'm a little cynical in that court if you can imagine it LOL.
Emotionally stable? Low baggage? Boy, you're not asking much, are you? ;o)