Well, I'll give you an "A" for creative exegesis, but an "F" for cruel and unusual punishment of a scripture verse. ;o)
There are other passages to consider as well.
But now, if thou wilt forgive their sin -- and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written."
But the LORD said to Moses, "Whoever has sinned against me, him will I blot out of my book. (Exodus 32:32-33)
That's what I was going for. :-)
SD