Posted on 08/30/2024 1:08:10 PM PDT by Morgana
If you’ve never heard of her, self-proclaimed “Prophetess” Katie Souza is the ringleader of her own spiritual sideshow, where she’s carved out a niche in the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR). The NAR is a movement that has nothing to do with the gospel and is more about shameless self-promotion.
Souza’s specialty? Selling ridiculous claims with the confidence of a snake oil salesman. Need a miracle? She’s got you covered—just tune in to her wild tales of battling demonic spirits in the form of the Loch Ness Monster. Yes, the same mythical creature that doesn’t even make the cut in a bad science fiction novel.
The New Apostolic Reformation, Souza’s playground, is a cesspool of self-appointed apostles and prophets who fancy themselves as God’s new mouthpieces. Forget centuries of established Christian doctrine—these modern-day Gnostics have decided that the church has been missing out on the real deal until they came along.
And what a deal it is! Instead of sound teaching, you get a hodgepodge of bizarre rituals, outlandish prophecies, and teachings that would be laughable if they weren’t actually leading people to eternal Hell.
Souza’s claim to fame? “Soul-healing” through fantastical, made-up “keys” that are supposed to unlock divine power in your life. It’s like a bad infomercial, except the stakes are far higher, and the deception far more insidious.
But if that doesn’t sound outlandish enough, here’s her latest—where she claims to have crossed paths with a werewolf on assignment from Satan himself, because apparently, Hollywood horror flicks have nothing on Katie Souza’s delusional fantasies.
According to Souza, this werewolf wasn’t just some CGI nightmare, but a bona fide assassin sent to take out a “bride of Christ.”
Oh, but it doesn’t stop there—she’s also been hunting down a hybrid, because, naturally, her family has ties to some kind of bizarre genetic experiment. And of course, she’s seen it all with her own eyes—shapeshifters, hybrids, you name it.
If you’re waiting for the punchline, there isn’t one—Souza is dead serious. Actually, there is a punchline. She ends this rant by assuring us that she’s “sound of mind” and “this is real.”
But really, who could doubt her? I mean, doesn’t everyone have a werewolf on their tail and a hybrid to slay? It’s just another day in the life of a self-proclaimed prophet who’s apparently living in her own personal Twilight saga.
Watch:
https://dogmanencounters.com/
With a name like “Prophetess Katie Souza” who is chasing werewolves and the Loch Ness Monster, I’m expecting a buxom bleach-blonde, with heavy eye-shadow, who wears leather halter tops, like one of those female groupies one sees in professional wrestling.
Am I correct?
There is a picture of her on the link. She’s not blonde and I can’t tell how big her chest is. However she does look like one of those chicks that would hang out at WWE.
What makes these “prophets” so attractive to otherwise sound believers? As a pastor, they frustrate me.
“What makes these “prophets” so attractive to otherwise sound believers? As a pastor, they frustrate me.”
They tell people what they want to hear (itching ears). They grift off of naive fools by lying in God’s name. They rake in the cash and become filthy rich in this manner and I suspect that they have a “special” place in Hell reserved for them as those who use God’s name to scam others and destroy their faith in God. There’s a good reason ‘why’ the false prophets were stoned to death before irrational minions and evil took over.
She sounds like a nut to me.
If you’ve never heard of her .... . . then she is obviously not worth hearing about.
Quentin!
“ What makes these “prophets” so attractive to otherwise sound believers?”
I’m not sure how “otherwise sound” they are.
It is a crazy time in the world and this country.
She should try London.
Soho in the rain.
I think I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s the other night. And his hair was PERFECT.
You better stay away from him. He'll rip your lungs out Jim.
Elmy Gantress
From the lead article:
“these modern-day Gnostics”
accurate description of this woman and her NAR
What is the New Apostolic Reformation?
https://www.gotquestions.org/New-Apostolic-Reformation.html
Anyone who goes around calling herself a prophetess is from a cult.
Gotta watch when they come howling round you kitchen door though...
His hair was perfect.
Now where is Dr. Petoffi and "the Hand?"
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