[Morgana]

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?" --Ben Kenobi

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I'd like for someone to establish the Order of Discalced Osteenians.

[MeganC]

Joel Osteen. I pray for him that he ends up in a less-hot section of Hell.

[HombreSecreto]

Surprised he didn’t have his name legally changed to O$teen.

[Vaduz]

Old couple setting on the front porch in their rockers on a Sunday listening to a preacher on the radio sitting between them.
The preacher says put one hand on the radio and one hand on what you want healed.
Old man puts his hand on the radio and one hand in his lap
his wife told him the preacher said heal not raise the dead.

[NWFree]

Well it worked for him didn’t it?$

[fella]

Taking full advantage of LBJ’s tax free for no criticism of government deal.

The biblical prophets are known centuries later for criticizing government.

[Bullish]

Joel preaches, ‘make me rich’ first, then maybe the blessings of God will be yours.

Pfft!

[RoosterRedux]

One of the biggest problems with Osteen's Gospel is that he is teaching people (by his message and his example) to embrace the world of possessions/wealth (i.e., idols). Though these are not the kind of idols crafted from wood, stone, and metal, the love of material wealth is clearly demonic and replaces the love we should have for God.

As we all know, God is rather touchy about idol worship.;-)

[Skid289]

Stolen from somewhere on the internet: “Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short and Tim Allen had a baby together, and now I can’t unsee that”

[ASOC]

” A lying tongue hates its victims, and a flattering mouth works ruin.”

I figure let the guy make his own way in life, he will have an eternity to ponder any bad choices....