‘If you won’t ordain me, don’t baptize me.’
If you don’t like the rules, don’t get baptized.
The 5 year old girl has no idea what the button said or even what it meant. She has a simple idea what baptism means and even less on ordination. Some adult gave her the button to wear.
Maybe the little girl grew up to be a Muslim. Good luck with that. Maybe she can write her own Bible.