[ebb tide]

God loves you, but I don’t like you.

Well, I love God and I follow His Commandments.

Therefore, I love you.

[Ken Regis]

…and you love your Pope!
You just don’t like him.

…and you loved Osama bin Laden!
You just didn’t like him.

…and you love Xí Jìnpíng.
You just don’t like him.

…and you love your little crackers…
But the taste is a little flat. You should try some hot sauce.