It doesn't, especially if you understand it from a Hebrew mindset, instead of a 16th Century northern European rationalist mindset -- which is where Protestantism is inextricably rooted.
When was the last time your pastor preached on John 6? And I don't mean "When was the last time your pastor said the Papists were wrong about John 6," but when was the last time he walked through it verse-by-verse?
I am a pastor, and I preached on John 6 the 1st, 8th, and 15th of August 2021.
I also believe that the Lord’s Supper is the honest to goodness body and blood of the Lord.
I’m sure that your argument worked out wonderfully against the strawman you’d constructed in your mind, but the funny thing is that I’m not made of straw!