You’re one thin-skinned individual.
Whether I am thin or thick-skinned should be irrelevant to the discussion of whether the headline is or is not a lie (spoiler alert: it is). The only reason it seems relevant is that, unable to support the false allegation in the headline you resorted to unhinged name calling ("Murph"?) and slander ("your heretic buddies".)
The most hilarious part of your Joe Biden-esque finger-poking rant is that you are supposedly pulling these unhinged, rude and slanderous tactics to defend the Church of Christ (spoiler alert: that's not the way to do it).