[mywholebodyisaweapon]

False teachers, in order to be effective, typically package a particle of evil inside a bundle of goodness:

“A ‘boat’load of sugar and a shovel of cyanide.”

It’s Piper’s turn to shovel in some cyanide.

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

I guess it would be better rendered:

“A SHIPload of sugar and a shovel of cyanide.”