That's why I admire HER more than him, because I assume she's responsible for motivating him to get off his tuchus and achieve.
Maybe God will send him a vision of a Cross in the Sky?
Anything is possible. I've given him a vision of himself on the curb with a sign that says, "Will be amusing for food," unless he has a lease on an apartment by December 31, 2019. Once he's out in the World, I expect he'll quickly be motivated to move up the ladder!
Aw, do you go after him with a stick?