Blaming solar eclipses on global warming? Why not blame it on Donald Trump? Heck, they used to blame everything on George W Bush. Yes, Donald Trump would be the dragon trying to eat the sun, time to sacrifice a virgin. Oops, too hard to find, sacrifice more babies to Molech at the abortuary, now things have reverted back to paganism and science, logic, reason, evidence, and truth in general now be raciss.
Hurry, Lord Jesus.