Father Guido Sarducci once had a chance to buy the skull of Saint James but turned it down because of a chip in the part usually connected to the neck.
Didn’t he also have a chance to get the breakfast check from the morning before the Last Supper, too? He KNEW it was authentic because it was an order for 12 bagels and lox and one plain bagel. He noted that the check was split thirteen ways and how the guy that got the plain bagel was gypped. ;o)