Sorry to hear your religion is so new!
If only you were Jewish, you would know your faith was founded by God +3,500 years ago!
If you were Zoroaster, your religion was started 3500 years ago.
[here we must add, your religion is failing the "old" test.
I am a member of the assembly formed in the heart of God in eternity past. You could upgrade also.
God has never been impressed with longevity or numbers!
Got any Fathers, Doctors or Saints? Any Martyrs? How bout a Magisterium and Sacred Tradition that closely guarded the Deposit of Faith. Did your assembly compile and promulgate the Bible?
Without them it wouldn’t be an upgrade and it’s not my religion or my church either for that matter. It is His, One, True, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church founded by Christ Jesus where I can receive Him at Mass (at the foot of the cross, which is timeless) in the Eucharist in Holy Communion.
Eternity: past, present and future, does that pass your “old” test?
Hey! That's mine, too! ;o)