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To: Wuli
Ella goes to the post office to buy stamps (she was hoping for funny stamps) for her Chanukah cards and she says to the cashier, “Can I have 50 Chanukah stamps?”

The cashier asks, “What denomination?”

“Oy vey, has it come to this?” Ella asks. “OK, give me three Orthodox, ten Conservative, and twenty Reform.”

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Happy Chanukah!

27 posted on 12/12/2017 8:55:52 AM PST by deadrock
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To: deadrock

Great. It sounds just like a “Gracie Allen” joke; though Gracie was a actually Catholic woman married to a Jewish man. Gracie’s first role on the radio was with Eddie Cantor; another Jewish man. I’m sure her time in Vaudeville gave her a lot of “Jewish humor” experience as well and Vaudeville carried forward a lot of Irish Catholic humor of the day as well.

I’m passing your nice joke on to my friends off of FR.


30 posted on 12/12/2017 12:31:48 PM PST by Wuli
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