The cashier asks, What denomination?
Oy vey, has it come to this? Ella asks. OK, give me three Orthodox, ten Conservative, and twenty Reform.
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Happy Chanukah!
Great. It sounds just like a “Gracie Allen” joke; though Gracie was a actually Catholic woman married to a Jewish man. Gracie’s first role on the radio was with Eddie Cantor; another Jewish man. I’m sure her time in Vaudeville gave her a lot of “Jewish humor” experience as well and Vaudeville carried forward a lot of Irish Catholic humor of the day as well.
I’m passing your nice joke on to my friends off of FR.