[dsrtsage]

I cant even remember what decade it was the last time I had sex, yet this @&$)&&@ expects me to pay for her krap because she cant walk 15 feet without her legs snapping behind her head at the sight of the first random herpes encrusted phallus

[kaehurowing]

Tell us how you really feel . . . .

[sparklite2]

I hear you, man. I haven’t had any in so long,
I forget which arm it’s under.