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What Do the Founders

of These Great American Cults

Have in Common?

 

 

Kabbalah - Founded by a former insurance salesman, Phillip Berg

(now known as Rav) - is a Jewish cult, based on "ancient secrets".

 

Scientology - Founded by a former vacuum cleaner salesman,

and frustrated sci-fi writer, L. Ron Hubbard.

 

EST - Founded by a former door-to-door salesman, Werner Erhard

 

"Prophet" Edgar Cayce - a former insurance salesman

 

Mormonism - Founded by a former treasurer-seeker, Joseph Smith

 

 

What Do the Founders

of These Great American Cults

Have in Common?

 

 

Kabbalah - Founded by a former insurance salesman, Phillip Berg

(now known as Rav) - is a Jewish cult, based on "ancient secrets".

 

Scientology - Founded by a former vacuum cleaner salesman,

and frustrated sci-fi writer, L. Ron Hubbard.

 

EST - Founded by a former door-to-door salesman, Werner Erhard

 

"Prophet" Edgar Cayce - a former insurance salesman

 

Mormonism - Founded by a former treasurer-seeker, Joseph Smith

 

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Just what does Mormonism teach??

1. There are more gods than the one God revealed in the Bible - many more.

2. God is a glorified, perfected human being with a body of flesh and bone.

3. God is polygamously married to dozens (at least) of wives, and spends eternity as a type of Celestial Stud engaged in endless copulation producing countless spirit babies.

4. Jesus is the spirit brother of Lucifer.

5. Jesus is the literal Son of God who was conceived through direct sexual intercourse between the Virgin Mary and God the Father -- or in other words, that God committed incest with his daughter Mary.

6. A person is saved into heaven by virtue of their good works.

7. A person must accept Joseph Smith in order to receive salvation.

8. A person must pass in judgment before Joseph Smith before being admitted into Heaven.

9. A person must believe in Prophet Lorenzo Snow's famous couplet: As man now is, God once was ... As God now is, Man may become.

10. Non-whites are loathsome and cursed because of something they did or did not do in the dawn of pre-existence whereas people of European descent in general, and Mormons in particular, are white and delightsome.

11. A person must aspire to be sealed in a Masonic-based temple ceremony to his/her spouse for time and all eternity so that they may someday become gods and goddesses ruling over our own planet.

12. Wives will only be resurrected if their husbands call forth their Temple Name from beyond the veil.

13. Christianity ceased to exist after the death of the twelve apostles, to the point where all Christian Churches (especially the Baptists, Catholics, Methodists and Presbyterians) are an abomination to the Lord.

14. The Mormon Church is Christian.

    hat tip Zakeet