But you are neither one nor the other. You've apparently attempted to "solve" the problem of which ancient Church is more correct by inventing a whole new option which both agree is patently heretical.
You see a dispute about the exact nature of the Bishop of Rome's Primacy, and you conclude that we should have neither bishops nor primacy...at all. And you take issues that everyone had agreed on (the sacraments), and decide to go a different way altogether.
Isn't that one division in Christ's body too much already? Why in heaven's name would we add more division, more schism, more heresy just because Herr Luther had some fool ideas in his head?
And lay off the mind-reading.