I would have a TOUGH time being a priest, or would we women be "priestesses"?
I can JUST hear myself: a. It's been 10 YEARS since your last confession?! WHAT is the matter with you?! b. After confessing a few particularly egregious sins: You did WHAT?!! HOW COULD YOU?!?! Are you NUTS? And did you HAVE to do it FIVE times?!