Sounds so intriguing... well, all of it except of course for the electric guitar recommendation to the Greek Orthodox. LOL!! HA! Too funny.
I thought St. Nektarios the Wonder-Worker was going to Zot us then and there! (Anoreth was 15 at the time, if I’m correctly calculating her age vs. Vlad’s; I think he was the baby then.)
“The Orthodox do not update!” I told her. “Just imagine you’re visiting the past without having to put on a costume.”