[Mr. Douglas]

If you interpret the bible literally it is literally impossible to interpret the bible.

I saw that on another site and think it is spot on. Heck, Paul “appears” to contradict himself in the same chapter sometimes if you ignore context.

The bible is a lot like Yogi Berra when he said, regarding a restaurant, “nobody goes there any more because it’s too crowded.” The words make no sense, except we all know exactly what he means. :-)

[SgtHooper]

Ok, so you pick what you want to believe. Hmmm.

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “If you interpret the bible literally it is literally impossible to interpret the bible.” <<

One of the most idiotic statements that I have ever read!
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