That God cannot lie is because of HIS CHARACTER, not because He created the Universe! Your twisted soul has twisted that Truth around to essentially support the idiocy of 'there is nothing God cannot do'! Really, fellow old man (I'm 70, dontchaknow), take up the Bible and Learn of Him Who took flesh and dwelt among us. The Ten Commandments are an excellent starting point in 'seeing' the character of God our Savior. Don't mistake His power over His creation with His righteous character. That borders on blasphemy.
Oh please....you take yourself far too seriously....we are talking here in human terms, about realistic and responsible trains of thought....the Catholic church has been here for 2,016 years.....the protestant revolution took place about 400 years ago....we have buildings older that that, and while I believe that most Prottys are indeed Christians, I believe that ALL of them are either in error or at best, incomplete.