[Yashcheritsiy]

I remember getting all dressed up to go to church to be baptized, only to discover that it meant they were going to submerge me in the Chickahominy River. I abandoned Christianity as being run by nuts later that same day.

So you were going to get baptised, but balked because it involved a river?

Sounds like "they" may not have been the ones who were nuts.

[outinyellowdogcountry]

Would you want to get baptized in a river full of chicks and hominy?

[sarge83]

Baptism means nothing without salvation event.