But he is of course a liar.
We've all had hard times, but don't make the mistake of choosing poorly. Eternity is a long time...don't make it a damned long time.
And getting in with the wrong supernatural crowd will be a real bitch (understatement alert).
Get your head straight and make doubly sure you are on the right path.
I say this as a fellow Freeper. I'm not selling anything.
“Satan will respond to your prayers also.
But he is of course a liar.”
Calling everything Satan that is beyond your experience affects your life, not mine.