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To: ebb tide

Boy goes into confessional, tells priest he through peanuts into the creek, priest grunts, sends him off with a Hail Mary.

Next boy comes in, tells priest he through peanuts into the creek, priest tells him don’t waste food, it really isn’t a big deal, sends him off with a Hail Mary.

Third boy comes in, tell priest he through peanuts into the creek, priest asks “what have the nuns been teaching you, it really isn’t a sin, say a Hail Mary.

Next boy comes in, before he can start, priest says “Don’t tell me, let me guess—you threw peanuts in the creek?” The boy replies: “No, I’m Peanuts.”


132 posted on 05/22/2016 8:43:33 PM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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To: ebb tide

Through should be threw. Late at night too much Rye


134 posted on 05/22/2016 8:44:38 PM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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Thanks. That gave me a good laugh!


135 posted on 05/22/2016 8:48:14 PM PDT by ebb tide (We have a rogue curia in Rome.)
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