It's not an interpretation...We can all read what's in there...And there's nothing in there that could remotely be construed to fit the fairy tale that your Mr. Pope came up with...
It keeps going to show that the only reason people *interpret* Scripture is because they want it to say or mean something that a plain reading of the text doesn’t say or mean.
Meanwhile, Christians read Scripture and take it at face value, realizing that God didn’t make it hard for us to understand what He said.