Bake the cake, or else #LoveWins and you lose your business or end up in jail.
Bake the cake but you don’t gave to bake it well. Bake it yucky.
Make one style of cake only. One with a cross, or a man and woman on top. If that's the ONLY style of cake you make, the homos will have to go somewhere else if they want a different style. They can't tell you WHAT you MUST sell in your store.
If you sell Harley Davidson motorcycles, the homos can't come to your store and force you to sell them a Honda! Either they buy the Harley, or they go somewhere else!
“Bake the cake, or else #LoveWins and you lose your business or end up in jail.”
I don’t take anywhere near that pessimistic an outlook. Heck, I’m almost giddy. Now that the problem is before us AND RECOGNIZED we can take steps to avoid it.
Imagine how different the situation in that case would have been if the bakers prayerfully accepted the order. And then, due to circumstances completely beyond their control, were unable to deliver the cake on the day of the sex toy party. And apologized profusely and provided a full refund.
That’s the thing about happenstance. It happens.
We are called upon to be as wise as serpents and innocent as doves. Nowhere in that is it implied that we volunteer to act as punching bags.