"A special plenary indulgence is granted for the dying. This is normally included in the last rites, but in the event a priest is not present, the Church grants a plenary indulgence to the faithful "at the point of death, provided they are properly disposed and have been in the habit of reciting some prayers during their lifetime" (norm 18)." So a priest is required for 'last rites', except when they aren't...
And Catholics MUST be baptized with water, except when they aren't...
How convenient, eh??? How many more of them you guys got???