If you are not completely saved and satisfied, just return your Scapular at no cost to you. That’s right, we pay shipping and handling anywhere, from your door to purgatory and back, it’s on us. That’s how sure we are that you’ll love your Rose Scapular. Act now and we’ll include at no extra charge the Purgatory Snuggy. If you’re there, you might as well be comfortable. Call now...
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