You must have taken an extra scoop of insensitivity this morning as you were chowing down on your typical bowl of mush.
You can take the boy out if the backwoods but you’ll never get the backwoods out of the boy.
I guess your mother forgot to teach you both civility and manners.
Did you ever feel like you were circling the drain?
No?
here let me give you the flush!
Well, I guess you told me!