I always wanted to be stuffed. Then I could be wheeled out for family gatherings.
Or, if I had enough money for a mausoleum, I could be propped into a frightening pose to scare people when they looked in.
Donate your body for plastination. They have traveling museum displays. You could scare yourself and lots of little kids at the same time.
I wanted to be stuffed, but my wife refused. I thought I might look nice in the living room.
Levity aside, my wife and I both plan cremation, only we’ll have our ashes put in a hole, and a long-living tree planted over each of us, like an oak. And that will be our monument
“I always wanted to be stuffed. Then I could be wheeled out for family gatherings.”
Lol! You could also have a motion sensor somewhere so when someone walked by it would trigger recordings of you (obviously made in advance) of phrases you were known to say or perhaps a generalized comment about the weather.
Google “Jeremy Bentham”! Veeerrryy eernnnttyeerrreessting!