I suspect anyone with even a small amount of common sense has never given Creflo Dollar even one dollar. But, as Barnum said, there is a sucker born every minute and I suspect he’ll get his jet.
He certainly will
Unfortunately, he is just the tip of the iceberg. Most so-called "mainstream" churches are also not adverse to conflicting with scripture, tradition, history, etc. if it effects the bottom line. Religion is big business and becoming just as ruthless.
From the musical "Barnum"...
There is a sucker born every minute Each time the second hand sweeps to the top Like dandelions up they pop, Their ears so big, their eyes so wide. And though I feed em bonafide baloney With no truth in it Why you can bet Ill find some rube to buy my corn. Cause theres a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute, And Im referrin to the minute you were born.
Each blessed hour brings sixty of em Each time the wooden cuckoo shows his face Another sucker takes his place, And plunks his quarter on the line To buy my brand of genuine malarkey. God bless and love em! But dont feel sad or hoppin mad or cause a scene Cause theres a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute, But Maam you mighta been the minute in between.
If I allow that right here in my hands The smallest living human man The sight of that is surely worth a dime If I present an educated pooch Whos trained to dance the hoochie cooch What better way to waste a bit of time If I imported monumental cost A lady, fair, whos head was lost While crossing railroad tracks to pick some zinnias Who eats farina through a hose And wares pink tights instead of clothes If that aint worth a buck my name aint Phineas
Aw you say thats hog wash well who cares Youll buy my hog wash long as
Theres a sucker born every minute Each time the second hand sweeps to the top Like dandelions up they pop, Their ears so big, their eyes so wide. And though my tale is bonafide baloney, Just let me spin it, And aint no man who can resist me wait and see Cause theres a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute, And friends the biggest one excluding none is me!