[LearsFool]

What would you think if you read this one a cake mix box?

Add Mom's Best cake mix to mixing bowl. Add 2 eggs and 1/2 cup water. Stir, and pour into baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Mom's Best are the finest cake mixes around, if you bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

The finest cooks always trust Mom's Best, and bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

If you're enjoying a Mom's Best cake prepared according to directions, you know that no other cake mix compares. Be sure you bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Having company over for dinner? Be sure to bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I’ve seen and Heard lots of “how to be saved” sermons from Campbellite preachers.

Step one do this!
Step two do that!
Step three do this over here.
Step four do that over there!
and so on.

One thing is that the Campbellites are consistent, that is until you begin to split hairs over finer points of of what they think they believe!

And then they are not even sure they themselves are saved, but hope and pray they have done enough to earn their salvation.

I like a simple “Believe on thee Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved” to start.