[Old Yeller]

Try the Holy Spirit. If you don’t know Him, you are not a Christian. So, the Holy Spirit has founded 40,000 Protestant churches?

Wow, a month ago it was 30,000. How about you name 10,000 of them. And no copying and pasting. Go ahead, I'll wait.

[Arthur McGowan]

It’s like the number of abortions. It just keeps going up. That’s why you hear 56 million one day and 55 million the next, and 57 million the next. It’s just hard for people to keep up.