[dragonblustar]

Hey Just because we believe that Jesus Christ is the literal Son of the All Mighty God the Father .....

...instead of your Nicene version of Jesus being the second person of a god with a three-way multiple personality/identity crisis....

Doesn’t mean were not Christian.

Oh Lordy!! Millions of Christians across the world for centuries had it all Wrong!!!!

We just needed a Peep Stone Prophet with a Pecker Problem, who banged anything that bent over, to fable up us a new testament, so we can all ignore the True Gospel, and ride our way to hell with celestial babies popping out like a pez dispenser...

Thank You, Teppe!!! Planets and Magic Undies for everyone!!!!!

Be sure to have your tithes in by Friday!!!!

[Colofornian]

Millions of Christians across the world for centuries had it all Wrong!!!! We just needed a Peep Stone Prophet with a Pecker Problem, who banged anything that bent over, to fable up us a new testament, so we can all ignore the True Gospel, and ride our way to hell with celestial babies popping out like a pez dispenser...Thank You, Teppe!!! Planets and Magic Undies for everyone!!!!! Be sure to have your tithes in by Friday!!!!

LOL

All you need now is a few illustrators, a web & more Christian-based version of Charlie Hebdo, & you're in business!

The Mormon church, with its storied history & laugh-worthy doctrinal beliefs, basically invites itself to be lampooned.

[freedomlover]

“We just needed a Peep Stone Prophet with a Pecker Problem, who banged anything that bent over, to fable up us a new testament, so we can all ignore the True Gospel, and ride our way to hell with celestial babies popping out like a pez dispenser...”
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LOL