Oh man....now that's funny!
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding.
First appeal I've seen a catholic make to the Lord. You're getting there.
You need to pay more attention.
rather than running off with inane nonsense, why not attend a Catholic Mass or a change. There you would discover that the entire Mass is appealing to the lord for forgiveness, asking for His mercy, extolling His relationship with mankind, reminding ourselves that salvation is a gift from God through Christ, and participating in the extraordinary gift of the Holy Eucharist....one of the seven Sacraments that He instituted as gifts to mankind.