[Jack Hydrazine]

Pope Francis says he expects to live two or three more years, and may retire
19AUG2014
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/19/pope-francis-expects-live-two-three-years-may-retire

[Kenny Bunk]

Jack, this wouldn't be the first time the outfit had a coupla three Popes. Theological wizard that I am, I don't quite get how Benny turned the deal over to Frannie. Benny is a "Pope-Emeritus" which means he's still a Pope of some sort. Pope Frannie also keeps all the time calling him up for advice.

In the meantime, many other religions fall, IMNVHO, woefully short in the organization and structure department. Even worse, their ideas of pomp and pageantry just don't cut it ... not even by NFL halftime standards. Perhaps now that we have a spare, we could put Benny out (or Frannie) as a consultant.