One word....
Annie.
A young student of mine was getting into his Jewish roots, so I recommended that he get his parents to rent “The Ten Commandments”. I asked him how he liked the movie.
“Well,” he said, “I don’t understand something about it.”
(I steeled myself for some deep theological question, that I, as a Christian, might not be able to answer)
“What is the question?” I asked.
He looked at me with perfect innocence and asked:
“What was MOSES doing on the Planet of the Apes?”
(I actually knew one of Charlton Heston’s caregivers during the last few months of his life, and this story was shared with him. He got an amused chuckle out of it, from what was told to me.)