[laotzu]

I notice that your interest in underwear only extends to me.

Perhaps we could meet on E-Bay.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“I notice that your interest in underwear only extends to me. “

No one else is a covert mormon.

Either you are a mormon and wearing the magical underoos,

OR you are a very, very confused poster, who doesn’t understand the Scriptures.

OR both.

You never answered.