I’m telling ya man. That unicycle thing is just exploitation of bears.
Those bears should be thankful that David (the shepherd, psalmist, and king) does not encounter them. David just didn't like bears, and he had his own special way of dealing with them. :-)
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But David said to Saul, Your servant used to keep sheep for his father; and when there came a lion, or a bear, and took a lamb from the flock, I went after him and smote him and delivered it out of his mouth; and if he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him and killed him. Your servant has killed both lions and bears; and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be like one of them, seeing he has defied the armies of the living God. 1 Samuel 17:34-36
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Im telling ya man. That unicycle thing is just exploitation of bears.
There’s nothing wrong with giving bears a chance to make a decent living. Next you’ll say you’re against Dwarf Tossing and Midget Bowling.