To: Rashputin
So, based on these scriptures Jesus is in outer space and will descend to rescue us.
Think about that for a few minutes.
2 posted on
09/23/2014 6:53:47 AM PDT by
Vermont Lt
(Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
To: Vermont Lt
Still thinking......
To: Vermont Lt
NO, man, He’s going to surrender the planet to Satan and evacuate the good fooks from the roofs of embassies and their survival bunkers.
6 posted on
09/23/2014 7:14:32 AM PDT by
Rashputin
(Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
To: Vermont Lt
Nah, it’ll be in an Oldsmobile. Probably a Super 88 Holiday coupe.
8 posted on
09/23/2014 7:16:43 AM PDT by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Vermont Lt
“Rescue a specific Church.”
Here’s hoping it’s not those shake-a-snake guys.
16 posted on
09/23/2014 7:42:47 AM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Vermont Lt
Jesus drives a flying saucer.
30 posted on
09/23/2014 8:15:05 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: Vermont Lt
Yeah, God is trying to make up His mind before doing something.
He’s just pondering and pondering because He is so unsure of Himself.
36 posted on
09/23/2014 8:49:25 AM PDT by
353FMG
To: Vermont Lt
Outer space is a description relative to earth. I suppose Heaven would fit that description because Jesus definitely is not here on earth at this time.
I'm less concerned about how he returns to earth, be it in a spaceship, on a cloud or beamed down by Scottie or otherwise. I only want it to happen soon.
38 posted on
09/23/2014 9:08:44 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Vermont Lt
46 posted on
09/23/2014 10:28:17 AM PDT by
GeronL
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