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Magic Underwear & Magic Food
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.


TOPICS: Catholic; Charismatic Christian; Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Other Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: bigotry; inman; lds; mormon; nonchristian
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To: workerbee; Greetings_Puny_Humans; Elsie; Jim Robinson
Were I the owner of this site, you’d have been banned long ago for helping to give credence to every stereotypical slur the Left drags out. Keep parading your “Christianity” on the stage, little fools. Such pathetic little fools.

Well...let's see what the "owner of this site" has to say on the subject..

"I’ll put it this way. I don’t believe a single word written by Joseph Smith or his followers when it departs from the Word of God as recorded in the Holy Bible and I’m not thrilled about people coming here to preach some false gospel from the pages of Free Republic.

68 posted on Sunday, January 02, 2011 8:39:38 PM by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Nuke the corrupt commie bastards to HELL!!) "

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221 posted on 07/31/2014 5:17:17 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Valerie Jarrett warned us they would "get even with those who opposed them"..)
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To: Elsie

Should I order you a pizza? Appears an elsiethon is shaping up. If I had your address I would have one or two delivered. That is unless you prefer goat burgers.


222 posted on 07/31/2014 5:21:21 PM PDT by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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To: greyfoxx39

No Morman came preaching ANYthing. You posted a diatribe INTENDING to provoke - and hid it under the banner of “Religion” to try and protect yourself.

Pathetic and juvenile. But no less than most sane FReepers have come to expect from your type.


223 posted on 07/31/2014 5:22:06 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Elsie

Thank you , Else! I am very happy now!


224 posted on 07/31/2014 5:22:28 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Utah Binger

Hello, friend! I love the pics on your profile page. Simply glorious!


225 posted on 07/31/2014 5:26:25 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: workerbee
No Morman came preaching ANYthing. You posted a diatribe INTENDING to provoke - and hid it under the banner of “Religion” to try and protect yourself.

Mormon missionaries are targeting Christians all across the world for conversion. And even if they didn't, but kept things all to themselves, it still would be open season on Mormonism for one simple fact: their religion damns people to hell, and they need to get out of it, and people need to stay away from it.

226 posted on 07/31/2014 5:27:24 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
You say you are a Catholic? Yet the examples you use of Catholic doctrines are either somewhat garbled or seriously misstated, showing a disturbing lack of understanding.

I think you would be freer of internal contradictions if you would either accurately learn and profess the actual Catholic doctrines, or leave the Catholic Church as a matter of honesty.

There's way too many people in the Catholic Church who in fact reject Catholic faith and morals.

I myself would not be a member of an organization whose beliefs and practices I did not accept.

What do you think?

227 posted on 07/31/2014 5:29:45 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
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To: workerbee

Discuss the issues all you want, but do not make it personal.
Calling other posters fools and wishing them banned is not proper for the Religion Forum.


228 posted on 07/31/2014 5:31:48 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: workerbee
You posted a diatribe INTENDING to provoke - and hid it under the banner of “Religion” to try and protect yourself.

Actually, I posted that article because it is such a hilarious example of mormonism. AND....I feel no need at all to "protect myself" from such weak opposition.

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229 posted on 07/31/2014 5:32:37 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Valerie Jarrett warned us they would "get even with those who opposed them"..)
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To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

The only thing patently laughable is someone posting claiming to be a “catholic” who clearly has no idea of what catholic beliefs are. Normally I would suspect the person is not a catholic at all, after all how could someone have such ignorance of the faith they claim to hold, but sadly I have met so many ignorant “Catholics” that nothing surprises me anymore.


230 posted on 07/31/2014 5:32:55 PM PDT by one Lord one faith one baptism
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To: workerbee

Either abide by the rules of the Religion Forum or leave the thread.


231 posted on 07/31/2014 5:37:10 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: trisham

Thanks. Most are views that I have to look at every day as most are just to the east of the small museum that we own.

Come to southern Utah. We’ll take good care of you.

The picture of our Kubota tractor depicts a group of special needs folks. We conduct art workshops for several special needs groups.

http://thunderbirdfoundation.com


232 posted on 07/31/2014 5:37:22 PM PDT by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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To: greyfoxx39; workerbee

Wow. Posting something to the owner of this site out of spite. You bullies are something else and yet you called me a leftist.


233 posted on 07/31/2014 5:38:08 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: greyfoxx39

Please indicate these “lies”.


Mormons believe,( hear say. )


234 posted on 07/31/2014 5:39:11 PM PDT by ravenwolf
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To: Utah Binger

LOL. She just sent me half a page of bible quotes!


235 posted on 07/31/2014 5:39:38 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Utah Binger

Thank you so much. I think I might love it there.


237 posted on 07/31/2014 5:41:26 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Ben Mugged

That would be nice for sure.


238 posted on 07/31/2014 5:43:10 PM PDT by martiangohome
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To: Elsie

But, Else, you hate Catholics, too!

What religion are you, by the way?


239 posted on 07/31/2014 5:44:17 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Religion Moderator; Elsie

A post of mine was just removed because I asked this person, Elsie, her religion. She has made a habit of bashing mine and everyone else’s and yet she never reveals her own. I have no intention of denigrating her religion but why can’t we all be honest about our beliefs? It shouldn’t be a one way street in which Mormon and Catholic freepers have to defend themselves each and every day without, at least, knowing the religious values of the bashers. Is there a policy on this?

Thanks!


240 posted on 07/31/2014 5:53:25 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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