If I move my digital Koran into the Trash folder, should I be beheaded?
My husband and I were in the Cairo Airport waiting for a flight home.
Some Arab woman had her Koran on the LAST seat available in the lounge. I was beat but she wouldn't move her Koran so I could sit down.
I told her that if she didn't move the book I would SIT ON IT. She was SOOOOO PISSED but she moved the book. Who the hell was she to keep a seat just for a book? If she loved it so much she should have HELD it to her fat body.
Amazing how she didn't understand English when I asked her to move the Koran but...all her English came back to her when I told her to move it or I'd SIT ON IT.
Harharhar, that was a sweet victory over a stubborn, stupid, selfish BOOB.